Do you love getting makeup and beauty products along with the occasional gift (stationary, earrings, etc.)? Do you love testing new products that you can't justify buying flat out at Sephora or Ulta? Do you loathe month after month of mascara that lasts four months when all you wanted was a new red matte lipstick? Do you laugh at hair products that come in tinfoil packets and provide enough product to maybe cover your eyebrows? Do you receive enough skin firming in the mail to maaaayyyyyybe feel a little defensive about it I get it I have flabby arms just leave me alone already?